Merry Christmas!

And a happy birthday to Jesus's everywhere! Now get offline and eat some fruit cake.

Since she's presumably opened it now (and if you went online before opening your presents well serves you right(*)) I can say that I got my penfriend Wanda a Klein bottle hat, and so can link to the page. Surely I can't be the only person who wanted a cheap alternative to Acme!

(*)Yes, I did, that's different.