Livejournal is the spawn of Satan

Just in case anyone didn't know, out of the kindness of her heart Liz decided to set up a RSS feed of my blog into a livejournal account which she, logically enough, gave the username "sqbr". When she realised this meant I couldn't use this name myself she tried to change it and discovered she couldn't. Ever. So I can never have a livejournal. No, I don't blame Liz, I too know the horrible feeling when the warm fuzzie of doing someone a favour sours into the cold relaization you just made things worse. I blame livejournal. But since they refuse to delete the account, I can insult them all I like and it gets fed into the lj. Unlike say Geocities where if you look at them funny they delete your account.

So: livejournal smells funny. When livejournal was born, the doctor slapped it's mother. Hmm...

And to those who say "Just use a diferent username" I say "But I am sqbr!...

..and when did I say I wanted a livejournal anyway?"